Witch Lana Del Rey Takes Issue With Pope Francis' "Witches Don’t Really Exist"


"At the stroke of midnight Feb 24, March 26, April 24, May 23. Ingredients can b found online." Lana Del Rey
"Witches don’t really exist, so they can do no harm, and those who claim to be able to cast spells are lying." Pope Francis
Lana's witchcraft didn't work on Trump (so far), maybe Lana can try her witchcraft on Pope Francis.....



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  1. Actually it's Pope Francis that "doesn't really exist."

    Of course, Jorge Bergoglio is only too real, but there's most certainly no "Pope Francis ".

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  2. Pope Francis is the head of the Catholic Church, the vicar of Christ and the successor of St Peter about as much as Joshua Norton was Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton

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  3. A more apt analogy to Emperor Norton would be Pope Michael. =)

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  4. Stream Norman Fucking Rockwell, the new album by Lana Del Rey, out August 30th, 2019. Witches are baddie b's.

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